You know you are a triathlete if...

... multiple people want to get in your car, but you cannot let all of them in. Your back seats have been folded down for two weeks now, with your bike, tri gear, etc, all in the back. You let them know that your tri stuff happens to be more important than them, and you tell them to kindly take another car.

Just my small attempt to generate some humor, Jeff Foxworthy Style.

Murtha...